Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Invasion of the Muppet Snackers (1987)
Katie Leigh: Rowlf
Quotes
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[the kids imagine themselves as poor kids in the Oliver! film]
Scooter : [after getting his gruel] Ew!
Skeeter : [after getting her gruel] Gross!
Animal : [after getting his gruel] Yucky.
Fozzie : I'll have a tuna sandwich and a glass of milk, please.
[gets served gruel]
Fozzie : [dissatisfied] Wha? Thanks.
Kermit : [gulps as he is getting served his gruel] Thank you.
Rowlf : [sniffs his gruel after it is served] Man, this smells worse than yesterday.
Piggy : [after getting her gruel] I hate this stuff.
Mr. Bumble : WHAT?
Piggy : Um, I said, "My plate feels rough."
Gonzo : [after getting his gruel] Hey, kinda skimpy, isn't it? How about some more?
Mr. Bumble : MORE?
Gonzo : Okay, okay! Boy, what a grouch.
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[while watching the other kids eat their gruel]
Piggy : Yuck-o! Blech! Ptu! How can they eat this stuff?
Rowlf : Gee, Piggy, maybe if you pretend it's something you like, it won't taste so bad.
[Rowlf pretends his food is a bowl of dog biscuits and eats it]
Piggy : Okay. I'll pretend mine is a chocolate sundae.
[Piggy's gruel turns into a chocolate sundae]
Piggy : Woo-wee! It worked!
Kermit : Hey, neat! I'll pretend mine is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
[Kermit's food turns into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich]
Gonzo : Wow! I'll have bologna and marshmallows on rye with pickles.
[Gonzo's food becomes a sandwich with bologna, marshmallows, and pickles]
Scooter : Hey, this is great! I want a bucket of ice cream!
Nanny : Hi, kids.
[the fantasy ends as Nanny enters the nursery with a bucket]
Kids : Hi, Nanny.
Skeeter : [smells the inside of Nanny's bucket] Phew! What's in the bucket, Nanny?
Scooter : Yeah, it doesn't smell like ice cream.
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Nanny : Okay, kids. Dinner's ready.
Kids : Uh-oh.
Nanny : And I have a special surprise for you.
Gonzo : I-Is it in that bowl, Nanny?
Nanny : Why, yes it is, Gonzo.
Gonzo : That's what I was afraid of.
Nanny : And as a special treat, we're going to have a picnic right here in the nursery.
Fozzie : Gee, I wonder why we're eating in here.
Rowlf : Are you kidding? Probably won't be able to walk after we eat this crud.
Fozzie : Oh.
Scooter : Well, at least we don't have to worry about picnic ants.
Skeeter : Yeah. No way any bugs will touch that stuff.
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[the kids are surprised that their dinner is really a bowl of fried chicken]
Skeeter : What a relief!
Nanny : What do you mean, kids?
Gonzo : Well... Well, we thought we were gonna have to eat that smelly stuff you were mixing in the kitchen today.
Nanny : What? Ho ho! Gonzo, that was your after-dinner surprise.
Kids : Huh?
Gonzo : Oh, no. It's dessert.
Nanny : Come on. I'll show you.
Rowlf : We're done for.
Skeeter : Yeah, this is probably our last meal.