Muppet Babies (TV Series)

It's Only Pretendo (1990)

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy

Quotes 

• [Piggy loses a life after Gonzo runs off to chase a 500-point bonus banana] 

  Kermit : Why didn't you help her, Gonzo?

  Gonzo : Well, uh, u-uh, 500 points is a lot.

  Skeeter : You shouldn't have just let her fall like that.

  Gonzo : But she's got two more lives.

  All : Huh?

  Piggy : One more stunt like that, Gonzo, and you'll wish you did, too.

  Gonzo : [runs away]  Whoo hoo hoo!

  Piggy : [chases Gonzo]  Come back here!

• [after the ship in their game explodes, Gonzo and Animal parachute down] 

  Gonzo : Good thing I knew about these secret parachutes, eh, Animal?

  Animal : Where Piggy?

  [Piggy is shown to have now lost two lives] 

  Rowlf : Gee, Gonzo, you did it again.

  Kermit : Yeah, Gonzo. How come you didn't tell Piggy about the secret parachutes?

  Gonzo : Oh, just one of those little tricks of the trade that separates the pigs from the weirdos.

  Piggy : How'd you like me to separate your nose from your face?

  Gonzo : Ahh. Remember, Piggy, it's not how you play the game, it's whether I win and you lose that counts.

  Piggy : Ha!

  [Piggy chases Gonzo]