- Nanny: [about Statler and Waldorf] Their TV broke down so they came over to watch their favorite old movie here with you kids.
- Fozzie: Hey, that reminds me of a joke. What did King Kong say to the beautiful lady? Give up? "I'm going ape for you." Get it? Ape, King Kong. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- [the kids all groan]
- Statler: You know, Fozzie, there's nothing like a good joke to brighten up a day.
- Waldorf: Yeah, and that was nothing like a good joke.
- [Statler and Waldorf laughs and the kids, minus Fozzie, laughs along]
- Fozzie: I don't get it.