Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Remote Control Cornballs (1991)
Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter
Quotes
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[Kermit and Scooter imagine themselves in a fishing program]
Kermit : Okay, now, Scooter, the first rule of good fishing is you gotta find a spot that's peaceful and quiet.
Scooter : I see.
[steps on a twig]
Scooter : Yaaii!
[Scooter trips and falls into the lake, splashing water on Kermit]
Kermit : Obviously, this isn't the spot.
Piggy : [from a distance] Little Kermit! Yoo-hoo!
Kermit : Huh? How did she get here?
Piggy : Put on your dancing shoes!
Kermit : [gulps] Rule Number 2: A good fishman never willingly goes to a dance with a pig.
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[Scooter and Kermit find themselves in Fozzie's program, Hoo Haw]
Fozzie : Hi. What kind of fish do you catch if you use bubblegum for bait?
Kermit : [sighs] I don't know, Fozzie. What kind?
Fozzie : [while chewing on bubblegum] A blowfish! Get it? Bubblegum? Blowfish?
[blows his gum]
Fozzie : Wokka wokka!
Bunsen : Hmm, this isn't correct. Fozzie doesn't belong in a fishing program.
Kermit : What was your first clue?
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Kermit : Rule 2612: Way out in the middle of the swamp, you can be sure that nothing, and I mean nothing, will disturb you.
Scooter : Right.
Kermit , Scooter : [upon noticing something] Huh?
Kermit : UNLESS IT'S A SEAPLANE WITH A PIG IN IT!
[Skeeter and Piggy are seen flying towards Scooter and Kermit]
Piggy : [holding out a net] I got you now, Little Kermit!
[Scooter and Kermit attempt to paddle away, but Piggy captures them in her net and carries them off]
