Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Remote Control Cornballs (1991)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• [Piggy finds herself in Gonzo's vampire program and Gonzo appears as a vampire] 

  Gonzo : [muffling]  Permit me to introduce myself.

  Piggy : What did you say?

  [Gonzo removes his false vampire teeth] 

  Gonzo : I said, permit me to introduce myself.

  Piggy : No thanks. Ew, what a creepy place.

  [Piggy walks away] 

  Gonzo : My name is Count Gonzula and I want you to be my queen.

  [notices Piggy has left] 

  Gonzo : Huh?

  Piggy : Not even if it would save the dolphins.

• Piggy : Let's cut to the chase, Count. What do you think you're doing?

  Gonzo : [dances]  The Carotid. Ooh, ah! The vampire dance of love, my little...

  [notices Skeeter] 

  Gonzo : Whoo-ho! Hey, who are you?

  Skeeter : Skeeter A. Yeager. First girl to fly to the moon... I hope.

  [giggles] 

  Gonzo : You fly, too?

  Skeeter : Uh-huh.

  Gonzo : [enamored, with his fangs drooling]  Oh, ho! My kind of woman.

  [to Piggy] 

  Gonzo : Sorry, pig, but I think my dance card has just been filled.

  [walks off with Skeeter] 

  Gonzo : So, uh, you fly, huh?

  Skeeter : Yup.

  [giggles as she leaves with Gonzo] 

  Piggy : I'll get over it.