Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Remote Control Cornballs (1991)

Frank Welker: Kermit, Skeeter, Beaker

Quotes 

• [Piggy's program, The Sadie Hawkins Show, comes on] 

  Announcer : In today's story, Sadie traps Little Curly and drags him to the big barn dance.

  Piggy : [gasps]  Did he say Little Kermie, Kermie?

  Kermit : I sure hope not.

• [Kermit and Scooter imagine themselves in a fishing program] 

  Kermit : Okay, now, Scooter, the first rule of good fishing is you gotta find a spot that's peaceful and quiet.

  Scooter : I see.

  [steps on a twig] 

  Scooter : Yaaii!

  [Scooter trips and falls into the lake, splashing water on Kermit] 

  Kermit : Obviously, this isn't the spot.

  Piggy : [from a distance]  Little Kermit! Yoo-hoo!

  Kermit : Huh? How did she get here?

  Piggy : Put on your dancing shoes!

  Kermit : [gulps]  Rule Number 2: A good fishman never willingly goes to a dance with a pig.

• [Scooter and Kermit find themselves in Fozzie's program, Hoo Haw] 

  Fozzie : Hi. What kind of fish do you catch if you use bubblegum for bait?

  Kermit : [sighs]  I don't know, Fozzie. What kind?

  Fozzie : [while chewing on bubblegum]  A blowfish! Get it? Bubblegum? Blowfish?

  [blows his gum] 

  Fozzie : Wokka wokka!

  Kermit , Scooter : Oooh!

  Bunsen : Hmm, this isn't correct. Fozzie doesn't belong in a fishing program.

  Kermit : What was your first clue?

• [Animal, who is a swamp monster, chases Piggy] 

  Piggy : Don't just stand there, Bunsen! Do something!

  Bunsen : Very well. Beaker, do something.

  [Bunsen gives Beaker his remote] 

  Beaker : Mee.

  [Beaker presses a button and the TV channel changes] 

  Animal : Wha? Bye-bye.

  [Animal vanishes] 

  Piggy : [panting]  Whew! That's a relief.

  [Rowlf appears again, still playing Ernest P. Worrell] 

  Piggy : I spoke too soon.

• Piggy : Um, could you hold on a sec?

  Rowlf : Um, sure.

  Piggy : Thank you.

  [Piggy walks over to Bunsen and takes his remote] 

  Piggy : Pardon me, Mr. Wizard, but I need this more than you do right now.

  Bunsen : But, Piggy, it isn't operational yet.

  Piggy : It's close enough.

  [Piggy walks back over to Rowlf] 

  Rowlf : Something bugging you, Pearl?

  Piggy : Not anymore. Ha!

  [Piggy presses a button, but she starts fading away] 

  Piggy : Oh, boy. I'll get you for this, Bunsen.

  [Piggy disappears and Skeeter, wearing a helmet, appears in her place] 

  Skeeter : I come in peace.

  [looks at Rowlf and lifts her face shield] 

  Skeeter : Hey, this isn't the moon.

  Rowlf : No kidding.

• Skeeter : [notices her rocket ship on Piggy's house]  Hey, wasn't that my... rocket? Ah, gee, it's wrecked.

  Piggy : Didn't do much for my house either, toots.

  Bunsen : May I offer a suggestion?

  Skeeter , Piggy : NO!

• Kermit : Rule 2612: Way out in the middle of the swamp, you can be sure that nothing, and I mean nothing, will disturb you.

  Scooter : Right.

  Kermit , Scooter : [upon noticing something]  Huh?

  Kermit : UNLESS IT'S A SEAPLANE WITH A PIG IN IT!

  [Skeeter and Piggy are seen flying towards Scooter and Kermit] 

  Piggy : [holding out a net]  I got you now, Little Kermit!

  [Scooter and Kermit attempt to paddle away, but Piggy captures them in her net and carries them off] 

• [after capturing Kermit and Scooter] 

  Piggy : Isn't he cute?

  [giggles] 

  Skeeter : Gee, he looks just like my brother.

  Piggy : [points to Scooter]  That is your brother, silly. Kermit is the other one.

• Piggy : Let's cut to the chase, Count. What do you think you're doing?

  Gonzo : [dances]  The Carotid. Ooh, ah! The vampire dance of love, my little...

  [notices Skeeter] 

  Gonzo : Whoo-ho! Hey, who are you?

  Skeeter : Skeeter A. Yeager. First girl to fly to the moon... I hope.

  [giggles] 

  Gonzo : You fly, too?

  Skeeter : Uh-huh.

  Gonzo : [enamored, with his fangs drooling]  Oh, ho! My kind of woman.

  [to Piggy] 

  Gonzo : Sorry, pig, but I think my dance card has just been filled.

  [walks off with Skeeter] 

  Gonzo : So, uh, you fly, huh?

  Skeeter : Yup.

  [giggles as she leaves with Gonzo] 

  Piggy : I'll get over it.

• Bunsen : I believe I've got this figured out now, everyone.

  Piggy : [takes Bunsen's remote]  So do I, Bunsen. HI-YAH!

  [Piggy presses a button and Bunsen disappears] 

  Beaker : Mee? Mee?

  Piggy : I knew this thing was good for something.