- Bunsen: Presenting my latest invention, fellow preschoolers, the macro tectronic television transductor. Enabling all of you to watch your favorite shows at the same time.
- [Kermit and Scooter imagine themselves in a fishing program]
- Kermit: Okay, now, Scooter, the first rule of good fishing is you gotta find a spot that's peaceful and quiet.
- Scooter: I see.
- [steps on a twig]
- Scooter: Yaaii!
- [Scooter trips and falls into the lake, splashing water on Kermit]
- Kermit: Obviously, this isn't the spot.
- Piggy: [from a distance] Little Kermit! Yoo-hoo!
- Kermit: Huh? How did she get here?
- Piggy: Put on your dancing shoes!
- Kermit: [gulps] Rule Number 2: A good fishman never willingly goes to a dance with a pig.
- [Scooter and Kermit find themselves in Fozzie's program, Hoo Haw]
- Fozzie: Hi. What kind of fish do you catch if you use bubblegum for bait?
- Kermit: [sighs] I don't know, Fozzie. What kind?
- Fozzie: [while chewing on bubblegum] A blowfish! Get it? Bubblegum? Blowfish?
- [blows his gum]
- Fozzie: Wokka wokka!
- Kermit, Scooter: Oooh!
- Bunsen: Hmm, this isn't correct. Fozzie doesn't belong in a fishing program.
- Kermit: What was your first clue?
- Rowlf: [pretending he's Ernest P. Worrell] Having trouble finding peace and quiet, Kerm? Is that's what bugging you?
- [Piggy finds herself in Gonzo's vampire program and Gonzo appears as a vampire]
- Gonzo: [muffling] Permit me to introduce myself.
- Piggy: What did you say?
- [Gonzo removes his false vampire teeth]
- Gonzo: I said, permit me to introduce myself.
- Piggy: No thanks. Ew, what a creepy place.
- [Piggy walks away]
- Gonzo: My name is Count Gonzula and I want you to be my queen.
- [notices Piggy has left]
- Gonzo: Huh?
- Piggy: Not even if it would save the dolphins.
- [Animal, who is a swamp monster, chases Piggy]
- Piggy: Don't just stand there, Bunsen! Do something!
- Bunsen: Very well. Beaker, do something.
- [Bunsen gives Beaker his remote]
- Beaker: Mee.
- [Beaker presses a button and the TV channel changes]
- Animal: Wha? Bye-bye.
- [Animal vanishes]
- Piggy: [panting] Whew! That's a relief.
- [Rowlf appears again, still playing Ernest P. Worrell]
- Piggy: I spoke too soon.
- Piggy: Um, could you hold on a sec?
- Rowlf: Um, sure.
- Piggy: Thank you.
- [Piggy walks over to Bunsen and takes his remote]
- Piggy: Pardon me, Mr. Wizard, but I need this more than you do right now.
- Bunsen: But, Piggy, it isn't operational yet.
- Piggy: It's close enough.
- [Piggy walks back over to Rowlf]
- Rowlf: Something bugging you, Pearl?
- Piggy: Not anymore. Ha!
- [Piggy presses a button, but she starts fading away]
- Piggy: Oh, boy. I'll get you for this, Bunsen.
- [Piggy disappears and Skeeter, wearing a helmet, appears in her place]
- Skeeter: I come in peace.
- [looks at Rowlf and lifts her face shield]
- Skeeter: Hey, this isn't the moon.
- Rowlf: No kidding.
- Rowlf: Is that what's bugging you, Pearl?
- Piggy: NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU KNOW WHAT'S BUGGING ME, ETHEN? YOU AND THE FACT THAT I CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS STUPID THING!
- Rowlf: Have you tried the door?
- Piggy: The... door? Um, why, ahem, no.
- [notices a door next to her]
- Piggy: Where did that come from?
- Rowlf: Sears.
- Kermit: Rule 2612: Way out in the middle of the swamp, you can be sure that nothing, and I mean nothing, will disturb you.
- Scooter: Right.
- Kermit, Scooter: [upon noticing something] Huh?
- Kermit: UNLESS IT'S A SEAPLANE WITH A PIG IN IT!
- [Skeeter and Piggy are seen flying towards Scooter and Kermit]
- Piggy: [holding out a net] I got you now, Little Kermit!
- [Scooter and Kermit attempt to paddle away, but Piggy captures them in her net and carries them off]
- Piggy: Let's cut to the chase, Count. What do you think you're doing?
- Gonzo: [dances] The Carotid. Ooh, ah! The vampire dance of love, my little...
- [notices Skeeter]
- Gonzo: Whoo-ho! Hey, who are you?
- Skeeter: Skeeter A. Yeager. First girl to fly to the moon... I hope.
- [giggles]
- Gonzo: You fly, too?
- Skeeter: Uh-huh.
- Gonzo: [enamored, with his fangs drooling] Oh, ho! My kind of woman.
- [to Piggy]
- Gonzo: Sorry, pig, but I think my dance card has just been filled.
- [walks off with Skeeter]
- Gonzo: So, uh, you fly, huh?
- Skeeter: Yup.
- [giggles as she leaves with Gonzo]
- Piggy: I'll get over it.
- Nanny: Hi, kids.
- Kids: Hi, Nanny.
- Nanny: Bunsen came and told me he was having a lot of trouble with his remote control, so I gave him our real one.
- Kids: Huh? You did?
- Nanny: Uh-huh. Have fun now.
- [Nanny leaves and Bunsen appears]
- Bunsen: Hello, everyone. Hmm.
- [pulls out the remote]
- Bunsen: Ready?
- [the kids scream and run away]