Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Six to Eight Weeks (1989)
Katie Leigh: Rowlf
Quotes
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Animal : Looky! Looky! Truck coming!
Rowlf : Truck? Hey, maybe it's the playhouse.
Gonzo : The playhouse!
Fozzie : Hurrah!
Skeeter : It's here!
Piggy : The playhouse is here!
[Kermit looks out the window]
Gonzo : Can you see it, Kermit?
Piggy : What does it look like?
Rowlf : Is it really big?
Kermit : Um, well, it's just an old ice cream truck.
Animal : Ice cream! Ice cream!
[laughs]
Rowlf : Ice cream? Wow! Maybe our playhouse is an igloo. You know, one of those houses made of ice.
Kermit : But that doesn't...
Gonzo : Gosh, do you think Nanny will let us keep it in the refrigerator?
Kermit : You guys...
Skeeter : No way. We'll just have to turn the heat way down in the nursery and wear heavy coats.
Kermit : HOLD IT!
Kids : Yes, Kermit?
Kermit : There is no playhouse in the ice cream truck. The mail lady has to bring our playhouse in the mail, remember?
Kids : Oh, yeah.
Fozzie : Gee, but how is she gonna carry a great, big igloo all by herself?
Kermit : Huh?
Gonzo : I got it. She's just gonna bring us a bunch of water.
Rowlf : Yeah, and we'll have to freeze it into ice cubes.
Scooter : And build the igloo ourselves? Oh, wow.
Kermit : Oh... Mmm... Gee!
Skeeter : [pulls out a picture of the playhouse] Wait a minute, you guys. I think Kermit's wrong about this igloo thing. The picture doesn't look anything like an igloo.
Kids : Yeah.
Gonzo : That's right.
Piggy : What's the big idea, Kermit?
Kermit : I KNOW IT'S NOT AN IGLOO!
Gonzo : Gee, then why did you tell us it was?
Kermit : But I... You see... Whew. I'll never mention the word "igloo" again. Ever.
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Rowlf : Gee, Nanny, do you think the playhouse will ever get here?
Nanny : Well, Rowlf, the ad did say it would take six to eight weeks.
Fozzie : 68 weeks? Oh, no. This is awful. I'll be about a million years old by then and Nanny will be about a million and ten.
Kermit : Not 68 weeks, Fozzie. Six to eight weeks. Some time between six and eight weeks.
Fozzie : Oh, that's better. I'll only be about 100 by then.
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[while imagining their playhouse as a haunted house, Skeeter appears as a ghost]
Skeeter : I am the ghost of Skeetlejuice!
Rowlf : W-W-W-W-What's that?
Scooter : That? Oh, that's just Skeeter fooling around. She doesn't scare you, does she?
Rowlf : [quivering in fear] S-S-S-S-Scare me? Heck, no.
Skeeter : I am not Skeeter. I am Skeetlejuice! This is my haunted playhouse and I'm going to scare you away!
Scooter : You can't scare us, Skeetlemoose.
Skeeter : That's juice! Skeetlejuice!
Scooter : Mm, whatever.
