Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Six to Eight Weeks (1989)
Laurie O'Brien: Piggy
Quotes
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Animal : Looky! Looky! Truck coming!
Rowlf : Truck? Hey, maybe it's the playhouse.
Gonzo : The playhouse!
Fozzie : Hurrah!
Skeeter : It's here!
Piggy : The playhouse is here!
[Kermit looks out the window]
Gonzo : Can you see it, Kermit?
Piggy : What does it look like?
Rowlf : Is it really big?
Kermit : Um, well, it's just an old ice cream truck.
Animal : Ice cream! Ice cream!
[laughs]
Rowlf : Ice cream? Wow! Maybe our playhouse is an igloo. You know, one of those houses made of ice.
Kermit : But that doesn't...
Gonzo : Gosh, do you think Nanny will let us keep it in the refrigerator?
Kermit : You guys...
Skeeter : No way. We'll just have to turn the heat way down in the nursery and wear heavy coats.
Kermit : HOLD IT!
Kids : Yes, Kermit?
Kermit : There is no playhouse in the ice cream truck. The mail lady has to bring our playhouse in the mail, remember?
Kids : Oh, yeah.
Fozzie : Gee, but how is she gonna carry a great, big igloo all by herself?
Kermit : Huh?
Gonzo : I got it. She's just gonna bring us a bunch of water.
Rowlf : Yeah, and we'll have to freeze it into ice cubes.
Scooter : And build the igloo ourselves? Oh, wow.
Kermit : Oh... Mmm... Gee!
Skeeter : [pulls out a picture of the playhouse] Wait a minute, you guys. I think Kermit's wrong about this igloo thing. The picture doesn't look anything like an igloo.
Kids : Yeah.
Gonzo : That's right.
Piggy : What's the big idea, Kermit?
Kermit : I KNOW IT'S NOT AN IGLOO!
Gonzo : Gee, then why did you tell us it was?
Kermit : But I... You see... Whew. I'll never mention the word "igloo" again. Ever.
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Nanny : Hi, kids.
[the kids had just finished decorating their playhouse]
Kids : Hi, Nanny.
Nanny : That sure was a small package. I hope you kids aren't disappointed with your playhouse.
Skeeter : Are you kidding?
Piggy : No way, Nanny. It's absolutely beautiful. See?
[the kids show their small, but perfectly decorated playhouse]
Nanny : Oh, my! It is beautiful.
Kermit : Yeah, all you need is a little imagination. Not too bad for a nickel and 25 box tops, huh, Nanny?
Nanny : [chuckles] Oh, Kermit.