Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Transcontinental Whoo-Whoo (1991)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• [the kids hear strange noises coming from the hallway] 

  Gonzo : Maybe it's a two-headed watermelon monster.

  Rowlf : With tentacles.

  Scooter : Installing a satellite dish.

  [Bean pictures a giant spider] 

  Bean Bunny : Gosh, really?

  Fozzie : Uh-uh. It's Uncle Statler, Uncle Waldorf, and Nanny making "Whoo whoo, chug chug, ding ding" noises.

  Piggy : That's the silliest thing I...

  [Statler and Waldorf enter, wearing train conductor hats, and trip down the stairs, dropping their boxes] 

  Piggy : Ever heard.

• Scooter : [to Gonzo]  Just ask him the shortest way to the kitchen, would ya? I'm starved.

  Animal : Ooh, me show way! Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!

  [Animal rides off on his horse with the group following him, then stops] 

  Animal : That shortest way.

  [everyone looks on in shock as they see a huge canyon] 

  Skeeter : Gee, maybe we should ask him for the second shortest way.

  Gonzo : Right. Uh, Mr. Chief, sir.

  [Animal has disappeared] 

  Gonzo : Oh, boy.

  Skeeter : He's gone.

  Waldorf : That's okay. We'll do what the original railroad men did.

  Gonzo : Order a pizza?

  Waldorf : Nope. Build a bridge.

  Gonzo : Oh, that was gonna be my next guess.