Muppet Babies (TV Series)
And Now a Word from Our Muppets (1989)
Dave Coulier: Animal
Quotes
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[everyone prepares to help Nanny make a "Garage Sale" sign]
Nanny : What's the matter, Piggy?
Piggy : Well, I... I, uh... Well, I never got to finish my show.
Kermit : Gosh, Piggy. Well, why don't you just tell us how it ends?
Piggy : Can I?
Kids : Sure!
Fozzie : Why not?
Animal : Me listen.
Piggy : Okay, here goes.
[takes a deep breath and talks rapidly]
Piggy : I land on the ground and I'm safe, but I get hit in the head, forget who I am, and I lose my job. Oh, and all my hair falls out, but, um, I get a new job at a nightclub and Kermit is there and as soon as I see him, I know who I am, but he doesn't. So he runs away and... and I have to go find him and then I do and we go to Miami and we talk to each other and then we get married and they make me a star and we live happily ever after. Oh, and all my hair grows back. The end. How'd you like it?
[Kermit and the other kids stare, clearly unimpressed]
Kermit : Good show, Piggy. We go to Miami? Sheesh.