- [everyone prepares to help Nanny make a "Garage Sale" sign]
- Nanny: What's the matter, Piggy?
- Piggy: Well, I... I, uh... Well, I never got to finish my show.
- Kermit: Gosh, Piggy. Well, why don't you just tell us how it ends?
- Piggy: Can I?
- Kids: Sure!
- Fozzie: Why not?
- Animal: Me listen.
- Piggy: Okay, here goes.
- [takes a deep breath and talks rapidly]
- Piggy: I land on the ground and I'm safe, but I get hit in the head, forget who I am, and I lose my job. Oh, and all my hair falls out, but, um, I get a new job at a nightclub and Kermit is there and as soon as I see him, I know who I am, but he doesn't. So he runs away and... and I have to go find him and then I do and we go to Miami and we talk to each other and then we get married and they make me a star and we live happily ever after. Oh, and all my hair grows back. The end. How'd you like it?
- [Kermit and the other kids stare, clearly unimpressed]
- Kermit: Good show, Piggy. We go to Miami? Sheesh.
- Rowlf: [after Nanny walks in with some old materials] Gee, wonder what all that stuff is for.
- Fozzie: What stuff?
- Rowlf: That old tire, the fake flamingo, the ball, and the crutches.
- Fozzie: Well, maybe her flamingo sprained his ankle changing a flat tire on his way to play soccer.
- Kids: Fozzie!
- Fozzie: Water polo?
- Scooter: Hey, I know. Maybe Nanny's taking up flamingo polo.
- Kids: What?
- Scooter: Sure. Flamingo polo is a great game.
- [starts daydreaming]
- Scooter: The players ride on flamingos and try to hit a soccer ball through a spare tire. Olé!
- [dances around as his fantasy ends]
- Rowlf: I think you've been hanging around Gonzo too long, Scooter.
- [the kids are trying to come up with an idea for a commercial]
- Gonzo: I got it! I got it! Oh, wait 'til you hear this. Okay, okay, first you see a close-up of a nose. A beautiful, big blue one. Then a pencil, throw in a little mood music.
- [chimps are seen playing instruments]
- Gonzo: Perfect. Now a close-up of a table leg, a bear's ear, a frog's eye, and a piglet's pair of shoes. Then a voice saying, Knick knack paddy wack. Give a dog a bone. Well, what do you think? Knocked your socks off, huh?
- Skeeter: Well, um, it was kinda... kinda... No, definitely weird.
- Gonzo: Thanks.