Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Buckskin Babies (1990)

Frank Welker: Kermit, Skeeter

Quotes 

• [in a fantasy, Rowlf narrowly avoids being run over by Skeeter and her stagecoach] 

  Skeeter : Howdy, partner. Need a ride?

  Rowlf : Or an ambulance.

• Kermit : Howdy, ma'am.

  Piggy : HAVE AN APPLE!

  Kermit : One of the scariest creatures on the open plains: The angry pig.

• Piggy : Hold it!

  [Skeeter stops her stagecoach and falls off] 

  Skeeter : Huh? Hey, what's the big idea?

  [Piggy appears as a giant] 

  Piggy : I am.

  Skeeter : Who are you?

  Piggy : Piggy Bunyan, your biggest nightmare!

  Skeeter : Well, you got the "biggest" part right.

  [giggles] 

  Piggy : Watch it, pipsqueak!

  Skeeter : Pipsqueak? Who are you calling a pipsqueak, Miss Big-as-a-houseboat?

  Piggy : Houseboat? Why, you little boll weevil!

  Skeeter : Boll weevil? Wh-What's a boll weevil?

  Piggy : Well... who cares?

  Skeeter : Nyah, nyah! You don't even know what you called me! Nyah, nyah!