- Jim Clancy: [to Melinda after she disrobes and joins Jim in bed] Are you not wearing what I think you're not wearing?
- Professor Rick Payne: We've been talking for like 3 minutes, you might wanna give me 8-9 minutes before I unravel the mystery.
- Professor Rick Payne: You're dealing with a teenage ghost with raging hormones inside a dead body looking for a girl. Good luck.