Rob Schneider: Salim
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The Phantom : Okay, okay, okay! What you want, huh?
Salim : I want muchentuchen restaurant chain.
The Phantom : No.
Salim : But if I tell, you no have chain anyway.
The Phantom : So, you not give any incentive.
Salim : Okay. I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chain. We call it "Phantom & Salim Muchentuchen".
The Phantom : No.
Salim : Twenty-five percent.
The Phantom : No.
Salim : I want yogurt shop attached to store, like food court.
The Phantom : Okay.
Salim : I get profits from store.
The Phantom : No.
Salim : Some profits.
The Phantom : No.
Salim : I get free yogurt when I come to store.
The Phantom : Okay. Within reason.
Salim : And... I want some of your wives.
The Phantom : How many wives you want?
Salim : Twenty.
The Phantom : No.
Salim : I sleep with one wife.
The Phantom : No.
Salim : She give one pee-pee touch.
The Phantom : Okay.
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Salim : [to the two women riding his cab] And you are stupid cow!
