Zombie Strippers! (2008)

Johnny Hawkes: Davis

Quotes 

• Davis : I need to talk to you.

  Jessy : Make it quick.

  Davis : I need to know what the meaning of life is.

  Jessy : You're kidding.

  Davis : I know we're Christians, and what you're doing is a sin, but the intent is, well, Christ-like with you sacrificing yourself and all. So what are morals? Do the ends justify the means? But then again the road to hell is paved with good intentions, so... darn, I'm out of clichés.

• Jessy : You want to get laid before you die.

  Davis : Is that such a crime?

• Jessy : What do you want from me, Davis?

  Davis : Ultimate truth. You're the last pure thing I know in this world.

  Jessy : Maybe there's more truth to the human condition than me taking my clothes off for emotionally stunted men so that my Grandmother can shit in a bag than me staying virginal and pure for you.

  Davis : Jessy, please. Don't do this.

  Jessy : But, I gotta. For Nana.

  [leaves] 

  Davis : Well, if you must, I'm gonna watch.