Zombie Strippers! (2008)

Carmit Levité: Blavatski

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• Madame Blavatski : I see strippers dead. Then, I see her not so dead. I see severed heads and not so dead, too. But, I also see not so dead stripper strip! And she - how you say - knock them dead! Or, not so dead, as the case may be.

• Cole : Put the gun down, Ian.

  Ian : How do I know that you're not one, huh?

  Cole : [takes the gun and points it at Ian]  How do I know *you're* not one of them?

  Madame Blavatski : Because zombie doesn't piss in pants. You two! Boys with toys. Stop this foolish nonsense. We must work together.

• Madame Blavatski : [introducing Jessy to strippers]  Okay uber-sluts, we have new meat!

• Madame Blavatski : But what about the girls, huh? They're good girls.

  Jessy : They're zombies.

  Madame Blavatski : No. They're strippers.

  Berengé : [cocking shotgun]  They're zombie strippers!

• Madame Blavatski : Girls, we talk. Hmm? In the old country, I strip for my bread and borscht. And vodka.

• Madame Blavatski : Now, we make her at home, so we are all, how you say, eh, happy with the crabs. No, not crabs, but, other crustaceans.

  Jeannie : You mean, happy as a clam.

  Sox : Clams are mollusks, not crustaceans.

  Madame Blavatski : Whatever!