Zombie Strippers! (2008)

Shamron Moore: Jeannie

Quotes 

• Jeannie : You're fucking dead!

  Kat : I was, but now I'm back!

  Sox : Not possible. This is not possible.

  Lillith : How does it feel?

  Kat : Great. I've never felt more alive!

  Gaia : Oh sweet irony!

  [Kat turns to walk away] 

  Lillith : Hey, where are you going?

  Kat : I'm going to dance.

• Gaia : [Kat walks to her dressing room]  Bitch.

  Sox : What a talent.

  Jeannie : Slut.

  Lillith : My hero.

  Berengé : Whatever.

• Gaia : Aren't you afraid of looking like that in the future?

  Jeannie : What future?

• Ian : Back off, you walking herpe you!

  Jeannie : [touching his jacket]  This is nice.

  Ian : [slapping her hand away]  Never touch. Not the jacket. Not the shirt. Not the hair. You touch me again, I'll kill you!

• Jeannie : [offering herself to zombie]  Come to mama.

• Jeannie : [Newly turned zombie, challenging zombie Kat]  Warriors come out to play! Warriors come out to play!

• Kat : Skank, zombie, whore, bitch: prepare to die.

  Jeannie : Been there, done that, loser.

  Kat : Hate you, corpsezilla.

  Jeannie : Oh, what's that, undead cellulite?

  Kat : Too bad you couldn't reanimate a personality.

  Jeannie : I see your skin didn't get any worse.

  Kat : Limbo bimbo!

  Jeannie : Rot slut!

• Madame Blavatski : Now, we make her at home, so we are all, how you say, eh, happy with the crabs. No, not crabs, but, other crustaceans.

  Jeannie : You mean, happy as a clam.

  Sox : Clams are mollusks, not crustaceans.

  Madame Blavatski : Whatever!