- Henry Bigg: Gosh, I know how bad you both must feel. If, I could, I'd be sick instead of her.
- Lucy Little: That wouldn't make us feel better, Henry, we love you too.
- Tom Little: Wait a minute, I think that would make us feel better.
- Lucy Little: Tom Little, how could you say such a thing?
- Tom Little: Don't you get it, Lucy? If Henry pretended to have mom's symptoms, he could go to the big clinic and the doctors would perscribe the antidote for him.
- Grandpa Little: Everything's taken care of.
- Dinky Little: We made the switch without a hitch. Hey, that rhymes! Switch without a hitch!
- [sing-song voice]
- Dinky Little: We made the switch without a hitch, and then we ditched into the ditch.
- Grandpa Little: And if you don't shut your stupid trap, I'm gonna rap you on your cap!