The Chosen One (2010 Video)

Steve Buscemi: Neal

Quotes 

• Ruth : Who's been taking care of your plants? Ah, I wish I could get mine to do that. What do you give it?

  Paul : More sun, I guess.

  Neal : Well mom, you can get a lot more sun on your plants if you just burn your curtains, like Paul does.

• Ruth : Stop it! I will not put up with this any more than your father did. How many times did he tell you, family comes first.

  Neal : Is that why he killed himself?

• Neal : How do they go about picking the Chosen One? How does that work, do they use a breathalyzer test?