The Chosen One (2010 Video)

Rob Schneider: Paul

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• Ruth : Who's been taking care of your plants? Ah, I wish I could get mine to do that. What do you give it?

  Paul : More sun, I guess.

  Neal : Well mom, you can get a lot more sun on your plants if you just burn your curtains, like Paul does.

• Lily : Hi Paul. What did you do last night?

  Paul : Tried to burn my house down.

• Marissa : I hope you don't mind, I made some coffee.

  Paul : Oh, not at all. I didn't know I had any.