Flatland (2007 Video)

Simon Hammond: A Sphere

Quotes 

• A Sphere : You people certainly like your shiny things.

• A Square : You have no angles, not a one! Are, are you... a perfect circle?

  A Sphere : [turns, revealing a previously unseen eye]  Yes and no!

  A Square : AGHH! Two eyes! Agh! How disgusting!

  [wails, retches and coughs] 

  A Square : Oh! I'm going to vomit!

  A Sphere : [convinced of his superiority]  Calm down, you silly little square! I am a more perfect being than you.

• A Sphere : I come for an apostle of the Three Dimensions - and find a fool instead!

• A Sphere : Now you're thinking in 3D!

• A Square : How wondrous a world that gods would have even greater gods to worship!

  A Sphere : I guess there's always something smaller and always something larger than you.

• A Sphere : There's no need to be worried. Just be polite. Try not to say too much, yes and no answers, Be as boolean and binary as you can be.

• A Sphere : Feel free to worship me at any time!