Flatland (2007 Video)

Ladd Ehlinger Jr.: A Square

Quotes 

• A Square : You have no angles, not a one! Are, are you... a perfect circle?

  A Sphere : [turns, revealing a previously unseen eye]  Yes and no!

  A Square : AGHH! Two eyes! Agh! How disgusting!

  [wails, retches and coughs] 

  A Square : Oh! I'm going to vomit!

  A Sphere : [convinced of his superiority]  Calm down, you silly little square! I am a more perfect being than you.

• A Square : [to a line]  You six inch idiot! You think you're the perfection of existence, but in reality you're the most imperfect. You say you know the world, but all you see is a Point! You can't even see Lines!

• A Square : How wondrous a world that gods would have even greater gods to worship!

  A Sphere : I guess there's always something smaller and always something larger than you.