Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)

Acme Cable TV (1991)

Cree Summer: Elmyra Duff

Quotes 

• Elmyra Duff : I'll take the blue bunny-wunny to love and to spindle and to mutilate - and to block, Blink!

  Blink Winkleman : Hey Buster, what's the difference between mayonaise and Elmyra's brain?

  Buster Bunny : Mayonnaise tastes better on sandwiches? Nah. The difference between mayonnaise and Elmyra's brain? The mayonnaise has a higher IQ?

  Elmyra Duff : I agree.

  Blink Winkleman : Correct! Mayonnaise has an IQ of 1, and Elmyra has no discernible IQ!

• Announcer : One of these nine stars is today's Secret Toon! Could it be - Buster Bunny? Plucky Duck? Shirley the Loon? Hamton J. Pig? Furrball? Byron Bassett? Gogo Dodo? Dizzy Devil? Or Babs Bunny? All in the Toonywood Squares! And here's the master of the Toonywood Squares - Blink Winkleman!

  Blink Winkleman : We-he-hell, hi fun-lovers! Hi toons!

  [Hi Blink, etc] 

  Babs Bunny : ...you look like a jerk!

  Blink Winkleman : Well... thank you! And now, let's meet our contestants: He's a boy billionaire and president of the Saddam Hussein fan club, meet Montana Max!

  Montana Max : KNOCK IT OFF! No good lazy couch-potatoes - GET A JOB!

  Blink Winkleman : She's an animal lover with the smarts of a speed bump, the relatively unpopular Elmyra!

  Elmyra Duff : I will take the cute blue bunny for the block, Blink!

  Blink Winkleman : A-ha-ha, I'm sure you will. I really hate my life.

• Elmyra Duff : I will take the pink girly bun-bun for the win!

  Blink Winkleman : Babs - or shoud I say Joan?

  Babs Bunny : [turns into Joan Rivers]  Oh! Ooooh, can we talk?

  Blink Winkleman : Joan, what sound does a falling anvil make when it hits a toon?

  Babs Bunny : Oooh, oh! It sounds like my thighs being liposuctioned! No! No! No, wait. When the anvil hits, it makes a loud 'Klang' sound. Oh! Oh!

  Elmyra Duff : I agree.

  Blink Winkleman : Well let's find out, shall we?

  [drops an anvil on Elmyra] 

  Blink Winkleman : Yeees, 'Klang' is correct! Elmyra wins the game!

  Elmyra Duff : Oooh, look at all the pretty blue hippety-hops...