- Plucky Duck: Ta-da! At last, I have perfected my Batduck costume! Now all I needed was... a sidekick! Someone I can train, someone I can nurture. Someone who can wear a bright red uniform and draw all the fire! Uh, uh, attention!
- Plucky Duck: So what do you say, Decoy, the Pig Hostage?
- Hamton J. Pig: I take it there's little point in discussing retirement benefits?
- Question Mark: How can you tell if an elephant's been in your bed, Duck Knight?
- Plucky Duck: [as Batduck] African elephant or Indian?
- Question Mark: Gee, I don't know.
- [Batduck hits him with an spring loaded boxing glove]