"The Sopranos" Soprano Home Movies (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano

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  • Janice Soprano : You want to swap family stories Tone? How about the time when Mom and Dad were coming back from the Copa?

    Tony Soprano : That's enough Janice!

    Janice Soprano : [laughing]  Mom's hair!

    Tony Soprano : That didn't even happen! And anyway, it's not for public concern!

    Carmela Soprano : What? Oh my God! What?

    Janice Soprano : They were driving back from Manhattan, with Uncle June and his goomar. Oh! What was her name?

    Tony Soprano : Your ass!

    Janice Soprano : That's how we heard the story through her...

    [remembering] 

    Janice Soprano : Rosemary. My father's driving, and she's ragging on his ass. You know how she gets. He's been drinking, I guess. And he takes out his gun!

    Carmela Soprano : Oh my God!

    Janice Soprano : BOOM!

    Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Holy shit!

    [Tony looks embarrassed] 

    Janice Soprano : Fuckin' blew right through her beehive hairdo!

    [Carmela, Janice and Bobby burst out laughing] 

    Carmela Soprano : [laughing]  I can't believe you never told me that story!

    Janice Soprano : Yeah! What's the big deal!

    Tony Soprano : 'Cause it makes us look like a fuckin' dysfunctional family!

    [cursing] 

    Tony Soprano : Jesus Christ!

    Janice Soprano : My turn!

    Tony Soprano : [to Carmela]  And don't you ever tell the kids that about their grandfather!

    Carmela Soprano : Of course not!

  • Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : My pop bought this place 'cause it was close to Canada. He had ties to Montreal. You know, Tone. And his father, my grandpop, come into the country originally through Montreal illegally.

    Carmela Soprano : No kidding. He wasn't Ellis Island, your grandfather?

    Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Nah. Got mixed up in some shenanigans on the other side. Anti-government or somethin'. Had a police record... They oughta build a wall now though. I'm tellin' ya.

    [everyone nods] 

    Carmela Soprano : Amen.

  • Carmela Soprano : [while looking at the suit their bringing Tony in jail who was recently arrested for a gun charge]  Oh, God damn it AJ, there's tomato sauce all over these pants, I asked for the brown suit in the dry-cleaning bag!

    A.J. Soprano : Well, the light didn't go on in your closet

    Carmela Soprano : Stop it, will you please?

    Meadow Soprano : [to Carmela while driving, when they watched Tony get arrested]  That show of force, was that all about humiliating dad?

  • Tony Soprano : The story you heard, with the pool?

    Carmela Soprano : Oh my God, please

    Janice Soprano : What?

    Carmela Soprano : No, you don't wanna know: Pradeep, our pharmacist was at a pool party. All the kids were playing in the water adults were all around having drinks, barbequing. Somehow, even with all of these people around, this three-year-old child managed to fall into the pool. Nobody even noticed until they finally found him floating face down in the water

    Tony Soprano : Brain dead

    Carmela Soprano : Poor kid's in one of those padded wheelchair now

    Tony Soprano : I can't get that story out of my mind. I don't know why.

  • Tony Soprano : [while they drive to Bobby's cabin in the Adirondack Mountains, while watching her rummaging through her purse]  you gonna relax?

    Carmela Soprano : [referring to the poor cell phone reception in that area, nervously]  it's just all this "little stuff", like my phone that has one little bar left up here. I mean, what if the brokers try and contact me? The inspection on my house is on Tuesday and the gas is still off

    Tony Soprano : [after his cell phone rings]  mine works, hello?

    Neil Mink : [over the phone]  Essex County dropped the charges, I told you it was a piece of shit case: two years old, no "decent" prints, Santa Claus could've dropped that gun in the snow

    Tony Soprano : [to Carmela]  they dropped the charges

    Tony Soprano : [to Neil, before hanging up]  well, I'd say I owe you one" but I'm sure it's more than "one", thanks again

  • Carmela Soprano : [after hanging up the phone with AJ]  Tony seemed to "hit the hooch" a little at lunch today, I think his feeling his age?

    Janice Soprano : What'd you think it's like for me? When we were kids, he did whatever I said. My therapist, Sandy said our mom was a "splitter". She "pit" the three of us against each other, to toughen us up, I guess? I couldn't help overhearing you with AJ, God, you gotta "walk on eggshells" with these kids today, huh?

    Carmela Soprano : We're "almost" through that "phase", thank God

    Janice Soprano : Your good with them

    Carmela Soprano : really? I wish he'd go back to college: sleeps most nights at Blanca's

    Janice Soprano : Speaking of kids and ma, Sandy said something "interesting", that when we were babies, everything was "fine" but ma couldn't stand as babies get older, they "separated" from her. When they started to talk and express ideas, that's when the trouble started, it wasn't that she didn't love us

  • Carmela Soprano : The couple from Verona never came back to take a second look at the house, Meadow's staying in this weekend to study. Pediatricians aren't the highest paid doctors, that's radiologists, still... what a wonderful thing to be

    Tony Soprano : [referring to why he thinks he lost the fight to Bobby last night]  If that fuckin throw rug hadn't been there, it would've been Bobby on his back: not me

    Carmela Soprano : What?

    Tony Soprano : I wouldn't had slipped, I would've kicked his ass

    Carmela Soprano : Jesus Christ, do you think I care?

    Tony Soprano : Oh, you don't, huh? You were there that night in the crowd in the parking lot at Pizza World when I took Dominic Tedesco, I didn't even know your name but I remember our eyes "met", and you were blown away

    Carmela Soprano : I was in fuckin high school. I'm supposed to be turned on by you beating up your brother-in-law on your forty-seventh birthday?

    Tony Soprano : How old is Bobby, forty-two, forty-three, you think those four years don't make a difference?

    Carmela Soprano : You had it coming: you get away with murder because you're his boss

    Tony Soprano : Oh, really? How about the fact that they wouldn't be living in that fuckin mansion if it weren't for me? I had to sacrifice my entire friendship with Johnny Sack to get him and Janice that house. Funny, everyone forgets that, huh?

    Carmela Soprano : They are grateful Jesus. You know, you and your sister are emotionally "blocked"

    Tony Soprano : I'm old and my body has suffered a trauma that will probably never fully recover from, so why don't we just face the facts?

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