Sean Fowler: Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle

Quotes 

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : You hear that? That's the sound of shit hittin' pants!

• Jimmy 'The Weasel' Fratianno : [sneering]  Sheep-Shaggin' Sean?

  Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : Why the fuck does everyone call me that? It only happened once. Once! And I was totally wasted... that, and the sheep was totally shitfaced, alright? Alright.

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : You three all know we're walkin' into today. You also know that all of us will not be walkin' out of it. I give you all enough credit just for showin' up here this mornin'. Are you all sure you wanna do this?

  Paddy O'Brien : Put a lid on it Sean, before you scare Stormin.

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : [duct taping bullet wounds]  If you can't duct it, fuck it.

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : [looks back towards dark bedroom before leaving into the night]  I'm sorry, baby. Daddy's got work to do.

  [Sheep bleats from bed] 

• Martin 'Mackie' McGuinness : Fuck that!

  Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : That be an order, ya stubborn bastard!

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : Stupid troozin' wop bastard!

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : There is no Scottish mafia, so I had to go for the next best thing, and the Russians are wankers.

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : Doorknobs are so... five minutes ago.

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : I want enough guns and ammo to make Charlton Heston shite in his pants.

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : [wounded and crawling across floor]  Had to be a week before me birthday!

• Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle : I shoulda been a fuckin' bus driver.