South Park (TV Series)

Fantastic Easter Special (2007)

April Stewart: Sharon Marsh, Photographer

Quotes 

• [the Marsh family is coloring the eggs at their home] 

  Randy Marsh : [singing]  In my Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, / I'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.

  [he finishes coloring the egg and shows it off] 

  Randy Marsh : Look at that one, huh? Half-purple and half-yellow with a chickadee sticker. I'm good.

  [sets it into the egg tray and goes for another one] 

  Stan : Uh, can I ask a question? Why do we do this?

  Randy Marsh : Wha... what do you mean, "Why do we do this?" It's Easter!

  Stan : Right. So why do we color eggs?

  [Shelley makes a cross face] 

  Randy Marsh : Well... so that the Easter Bunny can hide them.

  Stan : Yeah, but why?

  Randy Marsh : Stanley, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins.

  Stan : So we dip eggs in colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?

  Randy Marsh : [continues coloring]  That's right.

  Stan : You don't see the missteps in logic with that?

  [Randy is unfazed, while Shelley, Sharon and Grandpa Marvin look at Stan disapprovingly] 

  Stan : Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a... a gap of information.

  Randy Marsh : [becoming cross]  Stanley, just dye your goddamn eggs!

  Stan : [leaves his seat]  I don't feel like coloring eggs! I don't get it!

  Randy Marsh : What is wrong with him?

  Sharon : Well, he's just getting older, Randy. Maybe he's figured out the Easter Bunny isn't real.

  [continues dyeing her eggs; Randy slams his palms down on the table angrily, and Sharon is taken aback] 

  Randy Marsh : [rising up to leave]  You know so little!