Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)
The Crazy 10 Minute Sale (2007)
Selena Gomez: Alex Russo
Quotes
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Harper : [runs to Alex] Are you as excited about the crazy ten minute sale as I am?
[screams]
Alex Russo : [pretends to scream along] I can't go.
Harper : But I drew up a game plan so that we could get into the store before Gigi.
Alex Russo : I thought that we agreed we hate Gigi so much we'd never say her name.
Harper : But, you just said Gigi.
Alex Russo : Okay, from now on, we'll say her name backwards.
Harper : But, Gigi backwards is still Gigi.
Alex Russo : That's right. We'll say Gigi, but only we'll know it's backwards. It'll be hilarious.
Harper : I like it!
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Alex Russo : How do I look?
Max Russo : Why?
Alex Russo : Because, I'm going to duplicate myself, and if I look ugly, I don't wanna look twice as ugly.
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Alex Russo : I think it's time for a little announcement.
[to her parents]
Alex Russo : Okay, I know I'm in trouble. But just, like one second.
Alex Russo : [on mic] Attention shoppers! Attention shoppers! Gigi's real name is Gertrude. Okay, now I can go.
Store Manager : [appearing from behind cloth] These sales get crazier and crazier every year.
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Alex Russo : [talking about Gigi] We're going to that sale and I'm gonna show her up.
Harper : But I thought you had a family commitment.
Alex Russo : I'll work it out with my parents.
Harper : Sure, they're pretty understanding.
Alex Russo : No, I'm just really sneaky.
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Harper : [to Gigi] Nice shoes!
[Alex glares at her]
Harper : I mean, pfft! I don't care about you OR your shoes.
Gigi : Yea, I've had this shoes for about a week. Oh, I mean, I'd give them to you but, I already promised them to another charity.
Alex Russo : No, you should keep them. They go so well with your eyebrow.
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[under a spell and starts dancing like a chicken]
Gigi : What are you doing now?
Alex Russo : Uhh, what is it look like I'm doing? I'm dancing like a chicken.
Gigi : I don't even know why I try to embarrass you. I mean, you're so good at it yourself.
