Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

The Crazy 10 Minute Sale (2007)

Jake T. Austin: Max Russo

Quotes 

• Alex Russo : How do I look?

  Max Russo : Why?

  Alex Russo : Because, I'm going to duplicate myself, and if I look ugly, I don't wanna look twice as ugly.

• Jerry Russo : [looking at wand]  There's a lot of great memories wrapped up in this wand.

  Theresa Russo : And a lot of stories I'm tired of hearing.

  Max Russo , Justin Russo : [laughs, then immediately stops when dad looks at them] 

  Justin Russo : She said it. We didn't.

• [Jerry sees Max trying to hold up Alex's duplicate] 

  Jerry Russo : What are you doing?

  Max Russo : Dancing. With my sister. Practicing for that new reality show...

  [pause] 

  Max Russo : "Dancing With My Sister".

• Max Russo : [after sitting on something hard and cracking it]  Either I just found Dad's wand or I cracked my buttknuckle.

  Justin Russo : I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's no such thing as a buttknuckle.