- [while the Justice Ducks are fighting the Fearsome Five, Stegmutt grabs Bushroot by the neck, then stops]
- Stegmutt: Gee, I've never fought a supervillain before. What do I do?
- Darkwing Duck: It's easy, Stegmutt!
- [repeating Bushroot's earlier advice]
- Darkwing Duck: Let's pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire!
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Uh-oh.
- [Stegmutt slams him repeatedly to the ground]
- Stegmutt: [singing] Put out the bushroot, put out the bushroot...
- [the intercom buzzes]
- Darkwing Duck: [old lady voice] Flowers for Negaduck!
- Negaduck: I hate flowers.
- Darkwing Duck: Did I say "flowers"? I meant, uh, I meant, uh... skulls! Skulls for Negaduck!
- Negaduck: [licks his lips] I'll be right there!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Dad, you're ok!
- Darkwing Duck: No, I'm dirt. I'm worse than dirt. I'm lower than low. I am not the terror that flaps in the night. I am the self-centered boob who hands over the city at the drop of a dime. I'm a gipnoid, a slug, a spud mothering jackanape.
- [sobs]
- Launchpad McQuack: Aw, come on. You're not a slug.
- [closing lines]
- Darkwing Duck: A job well done, Justice Ducks.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [hugging Darkwing] Oh!
- Neptunia: I'm not a duck.
- Stegmutt: I used to been.
- Gizmoduck: Say you old curmudgeon, I thought you didn't want to be a team.
- Darkwing Duck: [nervously] Well, I never said that... out loud.
- Morgana MacCawber: Oh, Dark!
- [She pulls Darkwing forward and kisses him]
- Gizmoduck: Ooh, down, wingy!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [laughs with the others] Now you can go on your date.
- Gizmoduck: That's it! We'll all go on your date.
- Darkwing Duck: No, no, no, no.
- [shoves Gizmoduck aside]
- Darkwing Duck: Get away. I can handle this myself.
- [iris out as he and Morgana walk away]
- Gizmoduck: [off-screen] But what about the team?
- Darkwing Duck: [walking back onto the black screen] Not now!
- Stegmutt: [poking his head out] Oh, Mr. Darkwing, here's your change.
- [Stegmutt drops the coin into Darkwing's hand]
- Darkwing Duck: Uh... nah! You keep it, Steggers.
- [tosses the coin back]
- Stegmutt: Ooh, boy!
- Darkwing Duck: Shall we, Morg?
- Morgana MacCawber: Yes, let's, Dark.
- [the two walk away from the screen]