Beast Wars: Transformers (TV Series)

Dark Designs (1996)

Richard Newman: Rhinox

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Quotes 

• Rhinox : Well, whaddata know? I win. Reprogramming me was the worst mistake you ever made. 'Cause now that I'm a Predacon, I'm just a little too crafty for you...

  Megatron : Yes. I see this now.

  Rhinox : It's called irony, sport. *I* take over, and *you* head straight for the recycling bin. Yessssss.

  Megatron : So it would seem. And even now, Rhinox, you're teaching me a valuable lesson.

  Rhinox : Yeah? What's that?

  Megatron : Sometimes Predacons gloat too much!

  [blasts Rhinox with the Transuter, rendering him a Maximal again] 

  Rhinox : [bewildered]  W-what-wh-what happened?

  Megatron : [striking him]  Maximal buffoon! Thought you'd outwit ME?

• Rhinox : Oh, I'm being *real* careful. See, *I'm* on this side, and it's all gonna fall - *that way*!

  [drops a crate on Scorponok] 

• Rhinox : There's Energon here, but it's too deep to access. Dead end.

  Optimus Primal : Ah, as dead ends go, at least this one has a view.

  Rattrap : You tellin' me that we spent all day yomping up here just to enjoy the scenery? Oh, man, what else are we got to look forward to?

  Cheetor : [a missile blast knocks him backward]  You had to ask, didn't you?

• Terrorsaur : Look who's here. Our loyal friend.

  Rhinox : Is, that supposed to mean something?

  Terrorsaur : Deep-six the big wide eyes routine; you're trying to destablize the whole operation, so you can knock off Megatron and take over! Well, I've got news for you, pal... I like this plan. So here's the deal: you and me, equal partners.

• Rhinox : There's more than one way to skin a cat. So to speak.

  [glances at Cheetor who shakes his head] 

• [last lines] 

  Cheetor : What's it actually feel like bein' a Pred?

  Rhinox : Mmmm... Like you're three gigabytes of attitude on a two-gig hard drive. No wonder they got personality problems.

  [the Maximals burst out laughing except Dinobot, who shakes his head grinning grudgingly after a minute] 

• Optimus Primal : Well done, old friend. Steady nerves and quick thinking.

  Rhinox : Comes with the job description.

  Optimus Primal : No, I'm serious. If you ever wanted to, you'd make one prime leader.

  Rhinox : Thanks anyway, but I'll leave that sort of thing to you. I'd rather just tag along behind and smell the flowers.

• Rhinox : Afternoon, all. This a private club, or can anybody join?

• Rhinox : Nice little setup, chief. I think I'm gonna feel right at home.

• Rhinox : And what's in this for me?

  Megatron : The satisfaction that you have, played a leading role, in the destruction of your former comrades.

  Rhinox : Destruction... Yep. Destruction is always good.

• Rhinox : Oh, you're back on their side now? Gee, a guy can hardly keep track.

• Rhinox : Something wrong?

  Megatron : There must be a malfunction with the image-decompression protcom ray.

  Rhinox : Gee. Hope it's under warranty.

• Rhinox : [after hitting Waspinator with a crate so he slams into a wall]  Heads up.

• Rhinox : You're gonna keep your big beak shut, and do exactly a I tell ya. 'Cause one false move and you're a new fast-food sensation: pterodactyl hot wings.