American Dad! (TV Series)

I Can't Stan You (2007)

Paul Butcher: Johnny Collins

Quotes 

• Johnny Collins : And what kind of an idiot points a loaded gun at a child? I made lemonade and fudge!

• Stan Smith : You know, you're a real bright kid, Johnny. I gotta say, I've lived in this neighborhood for a long time and...

  [pulls out his gun] 

  Stan Smith : Bam!

  [Johnny screams] 

  Stan Smith : Dead kid in the cornfield! Crows picking out your eyes! Mama can't find you for weeks!

  Johnny Collins : You're an ass, Mr. Smith.

  Stan Smith : And you're funny-looking.