American Dad! (TV Series)

I Can't Stan You (2007)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

Quotes 

• Roger the Alien : [real estate scam]  Oh look, another serious buyer.

  Husband : But you're so young

  Wife : How can you possibly afford this house?

  Steve Smith : Remember the kid from Jerry Maguire?

  Husband : Yes.

  Wife : Of course.

  Steve Smith : Well, he pays me to call hotels before his arrival to ensure they have pillows that can support his massive head. I do quite well. Which is why I'm prepared to offer you $99,000. And not a penny more.

  Roger the Alien : Oh, yeah? Let me see the cash. I don't need to see the cash. Well, Hannigan, what's it going to be? You gonna offer me 100 K, or are you going to let Jonathan Lipnicki's bitch make you look like a punk in front of your hot wife?

  Wife : Well, are you?