- Roy Rogers - Host: It's a shame you didn't bring your guitar, though. You coulda joined us on our Western Hit Parade tonight.
- Dale Robertson - Performer: You mean if I'da brought my gee-tar, you'd have let me sing?
- Roy Rogers - Host: Sure would.
- Dale Robertson - Performer: Step aside, pardner.
- [Robertson pulls out his pistol, fires into the sky and a guitar drops into his hands]
- Dale Robertson - Performer: How's that for shootin'?
- Roy Rogers - Host: That's pretty good, but I didn't think they were in season.
- Roy Rogers - Host: [to Dale Robertson] That little guitar looks a little lonesome, Dale. I'll see if I can bag you a whole orchestra.
- [Roy fires into the sky and an entire orchestra begins to play]