George Lopez (TV Series)

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness (2007)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : If you don't lie, you don't have to worry about hurting people.

  George Lopez : No, I think sometimes you have to lie to spare someone's feelings. For instance, your wedding ring.

  Angie Lopez : I don't want to hear it.

  George Lopez : If somebody tries to take it, don't fight them.

  Angie Lopez : Should I fight for my diamond earrings?

  George Lopez : Only if the guy's small.

  Angie Lopez : Damn it!

• Wayne Hill : Benny was the only woman who ever called me on my crap. After my marriage ended I hoped we could get back together.

  Angie Lopez : George, I'm sure your mom would've been really happy to see Wayne.

  George Lopez : Angie, she's dead, she'd be happy to see anything, a cloud, tomato, give me something, Wayne.

  Wayne Hill : A cat?

  George Lopez : No, she hated cats, you didn't really know her that well, did you?