- NasPodrace announcer: Crybaby wins by a nipple!
- Skroob: [in stalls during NasPod race] Ooh! Ooh! This is so brilliant, a thrill a second, even there's no way I can see the racers from here.
- Skroob: From now on, you shall be known as... Dark Helmet.
- Dark Helmet: [heavy breathing] Thank you master. I will never take this helmet off. Never.
- Outlet Mall: [famous last words] You should have worn a helmet!
- Pannekin Crybaby: I figured I'd find you here in the bottomless pit room.
- Outlet Mall: Why?
- Pannekin Crybaby: 'Cause big confrontations always happen next to big bottomless pitts.
- Outlet Mall: Hm. They do, don't they?
- Skroob: [Finding Dark Helmet unconscious] Dark Helmet, get up! We gotta work on the taxes!
- Dark Helmet: [dizzy] Texas?
- Skroob: Taxes! Taxes!