Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

I Almost Drowned in a Chocolate Fountain (2007)

Jennifer Stone: Harper Finkle

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alex Russo : Check it out; I got an F on my Spanish midterm.

  Harper Finkle : Why are you so happy about it?

  Alex Russo : Because Riley got an F too; that means he's been paying as much attention to me as I've been to him.

  [sighs] 

  Alex Russo : Failing Spanish is hard work.

  Harper Finkle : How is failing Spanish hard work?

  Alex Russo : Every day I show up late so he'll definitely notice me; then, I forget my textbook so we have to share one, and finally I let the teacher catch us passing notes so she keeps us both after class.

  Harper Finkle : That is hard work! You must be exhausted!

  Alex Russo : That's why I sleep during History.

• Harper Finkle : Here comes your brother. I think he's coming over here. Oh, he's so cute. I never know what to say to him.

  Alex Russo : Just talk about current events. He loves current events.

  Justin Russo : Hey, guys.

  Harper Finkle : Alex failed her Spanish midterm!

  Alex Russo : Not *that* current.