- David Star: Good morning, Max.
- Max: Morning. As usual, your timing is perfect, I did everything.
- [they sit down]
- Max: Were you yelling before or was that just one of your record albums?
- Coach: Don't you see? The Russians always act the same in politics and ice hockey. It's body blocks, high stickin' when the ref isn't looking.
- David Star: Max, don't we have a decent tie in this house, these are all so fat.
- Max: Well put them on a diet, then.
- David Star: Come on, Max, I gotta be at Pam's house in 15 minutes, I'm not in the mood for jokes. What am I gonna do with these?
- Max: David, trust me, Pam won't care about your tie, even if it lights up and says 'kiss me', you can get by on one of these.
- David Star: You know, if you didn't spend what little money we have on all this stuff, we wouldn't have to get by.
- Max: [serious] David, my work is very important.
- David Star: Yeah, you call playing with all this junk important.