Fortune Feimster: Self - Round Table, Self, Self - Dance Crew, Honey Boo Boo, Selena Gomez, Self - Backup Dancer, Self - Cheer Squad, Self - Cheerleader, Self - Dancer, Self - Guest Host, Self - Seventeen Magazine Player, Amanda Bynes Impersonator, Anti-Drug PSA Actress, Canadian Bacon, Cheerleading Coach, Dog Psychic, Fat Elvis Presley, Girl Scout, Goat, Gospel Singer, Honey Boo Boo's Mother, Hooters Rep, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Jong-un as Danny Zuko, Queen Bee, Santa Claus, Self - Ass Feel, Self - Backup Dancer and Lesbian Expert, Self - Biscuit Expert, Self - Boob Inspector, Self - Chelsea's Staff, Self - Croc-ette, Self - Devil, Self - Fortune Writer, Self - Guest, Self - Kelly Clarkson Fan, Self - Opera Backgrounder, Self - Oreo Double Stuffing, Self - Ribbon Dancer, Self - Round Table & Kite Flyer, Self - Round Table & PSA, Self - Round Table & Wrestler, Self - Seventeen Magazine Player & Christmas Tree Lighter, Self - Sexiest Man Alive, Self - Sexual Partners Game, Self - Singer, Self - Single Staffer, Self - The Lesbians, Self - Tricycle Rider, Self - Valentine Recipient, Self - Wrestler, Self - Yoga Class Member, Waitress