George Lopez (TV Series)

George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La (2007)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : I'm going to go upstairs, scrape a dry hunk of toothpaste off of the sink and brush my teeth.

  [goes upstairs] 

  Benny : What the hell is going on? You haven't broken her yet?

  George Lopez : Mom, she's tougher than I thought. We ran out of fabric softener, her thongs are like cardboard and she's wearing them anyway.

• Benny : Where is the boy who made a pillow out of grass clippings and a trash bag? Where is the little boy who lived for a whole month on Halloween candy? Who used pages from a phone book when we ran out of toilet paper?

  George Lopez : He's in me, Mom, I can feel him.

• Angie Lopez : Face it, George, you underestimated me. I'm not spending money on ANYTHING and I ran out of deodorant, razor blades, and

  [pulls back her cap revealing a huge gray streak] 

  Angie Lopez : *hair dye* a long time ago.

  George Lopez : Orale, Pepe le Pew!

  Benny : [comes in the back door and sees Angie's hair]  HOLY CRAP!

  [softly] 

  Benny : I'm moving very slow-ly... don't spray me!