Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Jeff Anderson: Deacon

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Quotes 

• [after Stacy accidentally shits all over his face] 

  Deacon : Can you believe THIS shit? That chick frosted me like I was a fucking cake!

• Zack Brown : Editor and DP, looks like you got your shit covered.

  Deacon : Do not say 'shit covered' to me again.

• Delaney : [after Zack leaving the set]  Can you believe this shit?

  Deacon : [after Stacy accidentally shits all over his face]  Can you believe THIS shit? That chick frosted me like I was a fucking cake!

• Zack Brown : This is just the beginning, guys. If Star Whores works and *it will*, we are set up for sequels galore. The Empire Strikes Ass.

  Miriam Linky : Return of the Brown Eye.

  Deacon : The Phantom Man Ass.

  Delaney : And Revenge of the Shit: The All Anal Final Chapter.

  [awkward silence] 

  Zack Brown : ...okay.

  Delaney : Revenge of the Shit, you got it?

  Miriam Linky : No, yeah we got it.

  Stacey : Ew.

  Delaney : [under his breath]  Fuck you, mothafuckas.

• [after the first night's shooting] 

  Zack : Hey, how'd it look?

  Deacon : How do you think it looked? It looked like shit going into other shit - in focus.

  Zack : [to Miri]  What an artist. That was Kurosawa's motto I think, "Shit going into other shit".

• Deacon : I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you, ref!

  Zack : Dude.

  Deacon : It's cool. He's my cousin.

• Zack : Wow, D.P. and editor. You have your shit covered.

  Deacon : Please don't ever say "shit covered" to me again.