Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Chris Milan: Teen #2

Quotes 

• Teen #1 : [recording Miri undressing, revealing "granny panties"]  Those are fucking granny panties!

  Zack : [Zack blocks the view with his ass, then sticks his thumb up it]  Sorry guys, am I in the way?

  Teen #2 : You're a fucking faggot, alright?

  Teen #1 : Let's go to Starbucks, this guy's a shitty barista anyways.

  Zack : Cock?

  [throws a cup at the teens] 

  Teen #1 : And he throws like a bitch!

  Zack : You know what else I've thrown, my nutsack in your coffee so how'd that taste, fuckers?

  Teen #2 : We saw your girlfriend in her underwear, cunt nugget!

  Zack : Well too bad, she's not my girlfriend you little fuck -

  [they leave] 

  Zack : oh, they're gone.