- Debra Morgan: You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you're seeing Little Miss 'Pardon My Tits.' I'm sorry, Dex, but she is gross. And pale, and nobody is pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross, English, titty vampire.
- Dexter Morgan: You just described the perfect woman.
- Vince Masuka: [talking about Lila] How come you got a hug and I got a pat on the nose?
- Angel Batista: Because you're like a retarded puppy.
- Dexter Morgan: Hi, you wanted to...
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Morgan, come in. Can I offer you some tea?
- Dexter Morgan: Uh, no, thank you. I'm...
- Dexter Morgan: [thinking] And he pours it anyway. He's trying to throw me off balance, show that I don't have the power to say no to him.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: How about some sesame crackers to go with that?
- Dexter Morgan: [thinking] So I'll say yes to everything.
- Dexter Morgan: I'd love some.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Oh. Sorry. Guess I ate them all.
- Dexter Morgan: [thinking] Asshole.
- Vince Masuka: [talking about FBI agents] Who wears a wool suit in the middle of summer in Miami?
- Vince Masuka: [after a pause] Nazis.
- [last lines]
- Dexter Morgan: Stay away from Rita. Stay away from me.
- Lila: Or what?
- Dexter Morgan: Or you *will* see the monster.
- Debra Morgan: The Bay Harbor Butcher is one of our own...
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: We keep this to ourselves for now. Just the three of us.
- Angel Batista: No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch.
- Lila: I like to celebrate little things in life
- Vince Masuka: If you like little things, I am your man... I mean, I'm not little everywhere. In some places I'm just perfectly average.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: So, you worked firsthand on, what, four of the cases related to the Bay Harbor investigation?
- Dexter Morgan: I believe so.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Your reports were a real pleasure to read. Concise, meticulous. I appreciate that.
- Dexter Morgan: Good. Thank you.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Does your sister prefer meat or fish?
- Dexter Morgan: Debra?
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: You have more than one?
- Dexter Morgan: Sister? Uh, no. Just Deb.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Or is she more of a salad kind of person?
- Dexter Morgan: She's definitely a carnivore.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Good. Good.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: So... the Rodrigo case. Let's talk about that one.
- Dexter Morgan: Okay.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Kind of blew it, didn't you?
- Dexter Morgan: I'm sorry?
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Anthony Rodrigo: crack dealer with an apparent habit of killing people who got in his way. I believe this was... yes, Doakes' and Batista's case. They finally tied Rodrigo to one of his victims, built a solid manslaughter case, would have got him off the street for a few years. But the case largely rested on the blood work that you did. Blood work that in the course of the trial was proven to be, well... wrong. So, you - one of the most cautious and precise forensic specialists I've had the pleasure to work with - you performed blood work that directly led to Rodrigo walking free. I asked myself, "How the hell did that happen?"
- Dexter Morgan: [thinking] And did you answer, "Dexter blew the case on purpose so that he could get Rodrigo off the streets for good with a cordless reciprocating saw"?
- Dexter Morgan: I'm sorry. You've caught me off-guard here.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Sloppy blood work.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Start peeling potatoes.
- Debra Morgan: Oh, I like a man that takes control.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: Wash your hands first.
- Debra Morgan: You're so turning me on.
- Special Agent Frank Lundy: You know, considering our age difference, you're not too old to spank.
- Debra Morgan: No, stop, please. I can't control myself.
- Dexter Morgan: [thinking to himself] I used to enjoy quiet mornings. But ever since the fire at Lila's loft, she's been crashing here a bit too often.
- Debra Morgan: Is that my shirt?
- Lila: I don't know, I thought it was Dexter's.
- Debra Morgan: It's not.
- Lila: [begins unbuttoning]
- Debra Morgan: Oh, no, it's okay. Just... keep it.
- Dexter Morgan: [thinking to himself] And so now I share the kitchen with a cobra and a mongoose.
- Lila: Did somebody drink all the coffee again?
- [holding up the empty carafe]
- Debra Morgan: No, somebody didn't drink all the coffee. I had a cup, and then Dexter had a cup, and it just kind of went like that, until the "paught"
- [mimicking Lilas posh accent]
- Debra Morgan: was empty.
- Dexter Morgan: [thinking angrily] It's one thing to fuck with me. Another to fuck with... my ex-girlfriend who hates me.