Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Debasement Tapes (2007)

Ryan Hansen: Dick Casablancas

Quotes 

• Dick Casablancas : Don't put the best asses on top. Make people hunt for 'em.

  Logan Echolls : I compiled studies of browsing behaviors and drew up ratios of...

  Dick Casablancas : But you don't want 'em too hidden. If you can't find the good ones, you'll feel cheated.

  Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : And his role in this enterprise?

  Dick Casablancas : Consultant. I'm an ass expert.

  Logan Echolls : Yeah, except for the "expert" part.