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Andy Jensen : You're acting weird.
Josh Trager : I'm on top of you making out. What's weird about that?
Andy Jensen : You're being hesitant. Guys aren't supposed to do hesitant.
Josh Trager : I'm not being hesitant.
[Andy and Josh start making out again]
Andy Jensen : Totally hesitant.
Josh Trager : Would you stop using that word?
Andy Jensen : I'm sorry. But it's true. Any other guy would have his hand half way to the promised land by now.
Josh Trager : I'm trying to be respectful.
Andy Jensen : No. Respect is the slow inching, waiting for me to swat your hand away. Respect is at least trying to go there. Unless you...
Josh Trager : Unless I what?
Andy Jensen : Unless you've never gone there before.
Josh Trager : Ugh...
Andy Jensen : Oh my god! You've never touched a boob before.
Josh Trager : I've touched a boob before.
Andy Jensen : A real one? Or one of those inflatable ones?
Josh Trager : I've touched a boob before, okay? Just never one that...
Andy Jensen : Never one that what?
Josh Trager : Never one that mattered.
Andy Jensen : My boobs matter?
Josh Trager : Of course they matter. Why else would I put up with this humiliation?