- Milton Armitage: [after Thalia rejects Dobie's offer of a date to the movies, Milton enters and turns on the charm] Tell me, my dear, what are you doing tonight?
- Thalia Menninger: Not a thing. What did you have in mind?
- Milton Armitage: The drive-in movie. They're playing rather an amusing little pastiche there tonight called "The Monster Who Devoured Cleveland."
- Thalia Menninger: Oooh, I'm dying to see it!
- Milton Armitage: Let's say, sevenish?
- Thalia Menninger: Anyish you like.
- Narrator: [when Dobie enters Charlie Wong's Ice Cream Parlor a Frankie Laine-style singer is heard] Top Fist! fierce as a lion / Top Fist! quick as a snake ' He'll break your jaw without tryin' / He'll make you suffer and ache / He's rough and he's tough, but he's tender / He never hits children or girls / Or women of the opposite gender / Or kittens or puppies or squirrels...