Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control (2008 Video)

Masi Oka: Bruce

Quotes 

• Bruce : Great party last night. Way better than last year's.

  Lloyd : Well yeah. No one vomited in the centrifuge.

  Bruce : Yeah, that was a lot of paper towels.

• Bruce : Why's that door always broken?

  Lloyd : Why is our main elevator a telephone booth?

  Bruce : Good point.

• Lloyd : Give it!

  Howard : Give what?

  Lloyd : Oh, you know what! Don't push me!

  Bob : Well hold up, big man. It'd be a shame if we were forced to kick your asses in public.

  Bruce : No, what would be a shame is if someone dropped nanorobots in your coffee, got lodged in your colon, and gave you thirty years of diarrhea.

• Lloyd : We're gonna have to break into the embassy ourselves, which we're gonna suck at, and then they're gonna arrest us, they're gonna kill us, and then they're gonna torture us!

  Bruce : You're being ridiculous! After they kill us they can't torture us. The worst they could do is desecrate our bodies.

• Lloyd : Are you telling me that a multi-billion-dollar emerging technology for altering the very laws of physics can be defeated by a pair of cheap sunglasses?

  Bruce : They're not cheap. They're Oakleys.

• Lloyd : Let them go, I'm the one you want.

  Bruce : No I am, I'm the brains, I went to MIT.

  Lloyd : You know what? He did, take him.

• Bruce : What's the combination?

  Isabelle : I don't know, you're spies, you figure it out.

  Bruce : What's his birthday?

  Isabelle : November 12th 1956 of course.

  [Bruce stares at her oddly] 

  Isabelle : It is a national holiday!

  [Nina stares at her oddly] 

  Isabelle : Because he is an egoistic asshole! Why?

  Lloyd : Works 90% of the time, people are idiots, random numbers hello?

• Nina : If we don't get out of here the Maraguayans are going to shoot us!

  Lloyd : If we don't find the OCT the underchief is going to destroy our lives!

  Bruce : I'd rather be shot.

• Lloyd : [Bruce phones him]  What?

  Bruce : Why haven't you talked to her yet?

  Lloyd : How do you know I haven't?

  Bruce : Because I'm watching you, street cameras hello? What is taking you so long? The Maraguaya president is leaving in two days, we have to get the OCT back before then. Man up!

  Lloyd : Maybe I'd have more confidence if I was wearing one of your nipple shirts.

  Bruce : I'm hanging up now.

• Lloyd : Where are your glasses? What are you wearing?

  Bruce : It's Italian! Nina likes it.

  Lloyd : I can see your nipples.

  Bruce : No one asked you to look.

• Lloyd : Well, he may not be a 100% ready, but we've got no other choice.

  Bruce : Okay, we're powered up.

  Bruce : Send in the Hyme.

  [pause, Bruce looks at him funny] 

  Bruce : That's what he's called.