What do you do when you are a 30-something still living in your mom's basement in Ohio? Pack up all your stuff and crown yourself the 'King' of somewhere you have never been. Might as well make it somewhere that will totally respect and obey you, like Miami. Of course to be the king you have to get a totally awesome spray-tan and a bodyguard you can pay in sandwiches. Luckily for Dave Hill, these necessities for monarchism are achieved in the very first episode.
With his bodyguard Phil in tow, Dave is instantly ruling like a Mother and Miami doesn't even know it yet. Looks like a straight path for Dave to achieve his goal of becoming the 'King of Miami' , if that ass Mr. Miami Beach stays out of his way.
With his bodyguard Phil in tow, Dave is instantly ruling like a Mother and Miami doesn't even know it yet. Looks like a straight path for Dave to achieve his goal of becoming the 'King of Miami' , if that ass Mr. Miami Beach stays out of his way.