Robot Chicken: Star Wars (TV Short 2007) Poster

(2007 TV Short)

Mark Hamill: Luke Skywalker

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Quotes 

  • Luke Skywalker : Your overconfidence is your weakness.

    Palpatine : Your faith in your friends is yours.

    Luke Skywalker : Not my faith in yo momma...

    Palpatine : What was that?

    Luke Skywalker : I said yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN!

    Palpatine : Well, your mother is so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnaught!'

    Darth Vader : Ohh, yo momma fight!

    [Cut to next scene. Luke and Palpatine are on stage in front of a crowd] 

    Luke Skywalker : Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!

    Palpatine : Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!'

    Luke Skywalker : Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles!

    Palpatine : Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories!

    [Music cuts. Crowd fallls silent] 

    Palpatine : You know, cause it's 'lite,' and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is...

    Luke Skywalker : Yo momma's so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!

    Crowd : Luke wins!

    [Darth Vader throws Palpatine into the reactor core] 

  • Darth Vader : Luke... I am your father!

    Luke Skywalker : Noooo! That's impossible!

    Darth Vader : It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!

    Luke Skywalker : That's... improbable.

    Darth Vader : And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!

    Luke Skywalker : That's... highly unlikely...

    Darth Vader : And as a kid, I built C-3PO!

    Luke Skywalker : ...wha?

    [time passes] 

    Darth Vader : And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!

    Luke Skywalker : [smoking a cigarette]  Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!

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